Saturday, February 23, 2008

Raw With No Undercover


So I'm going to assume that most of the readers of this site are sexually active.
If not, well, just put this in your memory bank.

Not using a condom is a terrible idea. Unless it's your girl, and it's a monogamous relationship and she's on the pill.

So, since you're gonna be using a condom, let's get educated.

Magnums: They're bigger, they're less restrictive, and they're sort of a status symbol. Two problems with magnums. A lot of dudes use them to feel good about themselves, but if you're doin' work, and it just slips off, that's a TERRIBLE look. So then you're left going raw, and if its one of those nights where you only have one on you, then you're sitting there hoping to get topped off.

Extra sensitive: I hear these are great, because it seems like you don't have a condom on at all. However, if you're one of those dudes who gets really into the job, you may want something a little more sturdy.

Spermicidal & Lubricated: Let's say you're some kid who has a blog, and a growing support base, and girls around the way know that in a short matter of years you're going to be a multimedia tycoon. So some female thinks she's gonna get slick and try to catch you slipping. spermicide will kill that idea.

4 comments:

The B.B. Rose said...

haha...i think i may possibly love you for this post alone Patrick

bonitanuk said...

i wanna say when i saw the title i knew it was going to be Patrick writing on it. the best laugh I have had all day.

Anonymous said...

FUNNY

JCASH said...

Haha Mad funny.