Monday, June 30, 2008

Completely Unnecessary

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You know that prank you wish you had thought of? This is mine.

Screwed Up

Now everybody say...
I am the best rapper alive
I am the best rapper alive
And I will eat u alive
Think I'm lying damn I'm a make ya eat in the niggas chest like bunch a phlegm, like a fuckin ram, I'm hunt for lamb
I'm a dump em man in a dumpster can
U ain't a soldier just ask uncle
Sam
Hair nappy like Pam
Nigga fuck ya plan fuck ya man u ain't a pimp if u get a sane bitch to fuck ya man fuck ya plan
And all my bitches know that's my plan
O god damn there's my sam-ple, play likes it's my band
Gotta get it cleared suck my dick with red lipstick and don't let it smear
And I got a lot of tattoos
I meant every tear and I'm still on that street shit back to the beat bitch
Now that's how u let the beat build bitch

What?

Sunday, June 29, 2008

85

my man

Saturday, June 28, 2008

I Ripped

Circulate - Inthekno ft. Nick

For your enjoyment.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Sup Blood

This is a problem I see that is growing more and more.

Fake Gangsters.

If you aren't in a gang, don't yell "suuuwwooop" or say to me "that's a lot of red you got on cuz"

I grew up in a crip neighborhood in South Central Los Angeles. Sorry, South Los Angeles. Anyways, maybe I'm sensitive to the situation because I've seen n_s on Crenshaw rollin' (no pun intended) mad deep all wearing the same color. I'm not going to doubt if you have affiliations or what not, but I'd question why you'd yell something out if you aren't in it. So go ahead and yell whatever you yell, your favorite rapper did it, why can't you. Just watch where you do it, and when somebody rolls up on you, just know your actions, because as my man Rico in Paid In Full says ...

N___s get shot everyday b

Sidenote: That Paul Pierce video is purely for comedic purposes.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

A Little Mix For You

Hope you enjoy it.

thizzle status

This Dude Hov

Smellin’ like Patron, singin’ dirty rap songs
Tiptoeing in the crib like six in the morn
Everyday its the same,
I said in Blueprint that I’ll never change
Its just a part of the game
Respect me, I’m a thug
I might cool out for a sec, but expect me to bug, its in my blood
But if my chick leave me, she gon’ leave me for something
She gon leave me cause-a Halle
She ain’t gon leave me for nothing!
Picture me getting a nut with somethin’ sleazy
Somethin’-somethin’ so easy
You can take out a speed like nuttin’ somethin’
Soon as you finish cuttin’, you like “Leave me, please”
Not me, I need Angelina Jolieezy comfort
So I ain’t gon make a move unless I got a plan, B
That’ll happen the day I have a baby by Free
Not to say that anything is wrong with Free
Just to say that ain’t nothin’ wrong with me
If my hand’s in the cookie jar, know one thing:
I’ma take the cookie, not leave my ring
If my hand’s in the cookie jar, know one thing:
I’ma take…(laughs) ya’ll know what I mean

This dude Hov.
*shakes head*


Tuesday, June 24, 2008

George Carlin

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/24/lkl.carlin/

Requiescat in Pace. Dude had jokes.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Everybody Wanna Be Hov, and Hov Still Alive

Dilla's Estate


A few days ago LA Weekly ran a story entitled "Who's Biting J Dilla's Beats? Hip-Hop producer's legend ascends posthumously; estate struggles to maintain control." The by-line of this article is more accurate than the slightly misleading title, as the piece reveals the saddened situation of the declining J Dilla estate, struggling under the weight of hefty medical bills Dilla left behind, along with serious tax debt (due to his expensive health costs). For more, see after the click.

In an attempt to curb copyright infringement, Arthur Erk, the estate's executor and Dilla's former business manager, has launched a full-on attack on all Dilla bootlegs stating "If we don’t, it cheapens the value of his brand. We’re trying to protect his legacy and his heirs.” However, as one may imagine, the task of policing the use of Dilla's beats is a daunting one, especially given the age of the internet. The essential message of Erk's mission is that all the unauthorized use of Dilla beats is depriving the estate of income to pay off Dilla's expenses, and provide a future for his children. Hopefully those leaking all unauthorized Dilla material will read this article and take heed; it isn't helping keep his name alive to do so, it's hurting his legacy.

From okayplayer

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

It's Already Been Said

But.

Sometimes I think I'm from another world (preach)
When I'm trynna tell a woman just exactly where I stand that (aight)
I want a girl, when I want a girl
And when I don't want a girl, I want a girl who understands that
And that's some hard shit to explain
To a woman that's in love with you, it's a pitiful thing
Until I had to figure
That I don't wanna play around, but I don't wanna settle down
And that's a man's dilemma, 'cause every man remembers
How his daddy and his uncles did it
'Cause more than likely that's the way they're gonna do it
I know it sound fucked up and most wont admit it
But yo, I gotta face it 'cause I know I'm living through it
'Cause when the party stops and niggaz get old
And the chain and the cars and the houses get sold, and that
Other side of the bed gets cold, you don't wanna be alone
So girl I'm trynna hold you..

If only the party was over, and I was old. That would make this a whole lot easier.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Monday, June 16, 2008

John Legend & Andre 3000

Enough said.

If you don't click that, you're a fool

And if you hear Andre and really think Wayne is the best rapper alive, then you're an idiot.

Don't be a fool, or an idiot.

FIRE

N*E*R*D - Seeing Sounds (2008)

NEW ISH NEW ISH NEW ISH... haha. Enjoy.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Worst Ever?

This guy is as real as they get.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Finals

...are over. I'm at home. It's very boring. But I love LA. Tonight we party. More short sentences coming soon!



IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH. Today's holiday is: Blame Someone Else Day.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Party & Bullshhhh

Can't we just all get along?
So i can put hickies on her chest like Li'l Shawn
Get her pissy drunk off of Don Perrignon
And it's on, and I'm gone
that's that.

Party playlist. Have fun with it.
Click the pictures to make them bigger.







Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Reading Rainbow

I AM LAVAR BURTON.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Ye, Stop

So he had his girl Alexis right?

He was engaged to her, but they broke up. Mind you, she was already married to Roman Phifer, who played for the Rams and Patriots. So, she was already with an athlete, then a rapper, we know how she gets down. Let's say that.

Then, this girl.Selita Ebanks. She used to get piped by Nick Cannon


Yes, this Nick Cannon

One girl used to get piped by a dude who was essentially a backup linebacker, the other got piped by Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon.

Russ, teach my dude. Please.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

You'll Always Be My Favorite

The Kid

Get Your Wallet Out

Monday afternoon, Steve Jobs is going to announce something like a 3G iPhone, and possibly updated Macbooks and Macbook Pros.

The only thought I really have with this is: "Damn, these n*ggas stay takin' my money"

Friday, June 6, 2008

I Was Reminded

Spill the Wine - War
Of this song today. It's really good, and I miss good music like this.

I'm Also Funny


This is a video from my improv team. More coming later.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

I'm Art


Shout out to Leslie. She likes taking pictures of me, in a very non-creepy way. I think...

Monday, June 2, 2008

American Psycho


Great movie. I watched it recently and it really made me realize how easy it is to be crazy. Yeah, he was a psycho, but he only acted that way because he justified it in his mind. He was in a destructive relationship, and no one really paid attention to him. His little secretary came to his house trying to get on his nuts, and didn't notice bodies or heads in every closet and around every corner in the house. It's very realistic and that's why it's so scary. If you haven't seen the movie, I suggest you check it out.

Now, I have to go return some videotapes...