Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Ye, Stop

So he had his girl Alexis right?

He was engaged to her, but they broke up. Mind you, she was already married to Roman Phifer, who played for the Rams and Patriots. So, she was already with an athlete, then a rapper, we know how she gets down. Let's say that.

Then, this girl.Selita Ebanks. She used to get piped by Nick Cannon


Yes, this Nick Cannon

One girl used to get piped by a dude who was essentially a backup linebacker, the other got piped by Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon.

Russ, teach my dude. Please.

2 comments:

thE oLd SouL said...

"Yes, this Nick Cannon." (Cut's to Nick/Kells "Giggalo" clip) LMAO!!!

Hamiltoe Inyapants said...

that's not as bad as reggie bush x kim kardashian